The Invisible Library

That Evil Newt Made Me Do It

Finals are a major drain on my cogitating skills right now. Seriously, Newton Leroy Gingrich can kiss my ass. Him and his frickin Doctoral dissertation! Who the hell wants to read about Belgian Education in the Congo from 1945-1960 anyway? So I thought a little blogaround was in order:

Over at Corrente the Farmer has located a long lost memo that explains why all the best news stories of the past 76 years are about drunken, ambitious sexual encounters/ murders at weddings or funerals.

And at Bark Bark Woof Woof, Mustang Bobby tells us about how The Religious Reich Is Endangering the Lives of Our Children.

Speedkill informs us that Israel is training US Assassin squads in Iraq.

But don’t get too depressed. It isn’t all bad news today. Mercury X23 has a great answer for all your pest control needs.

And for an added bonus check out the always witty and informed Ayn Clouter.

Life Imitates Art

Or at least we now have conclusive proof that the Bush Administration is based on Monty Python’s Flying Circus: Bush signs the medicare bill while the band plays Sousa’s Liberty Bell March.

When the administration in control of every branch of the government begins to overtly resemble seventies British satire, it’s time for a new administration (let’s call this one Kisser’s law).

Via Eschaton.