Archive for January, 2004

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Friday, January 30th, 2004

Our President from a Hole in the Ground

As usual, Paul Krugman concisely says what we’re all thinking:

Surely even supporters of the Iraq war must be dismayed by the administration’s reaction to David Kay’s recent statements. Iraq, he now admits, didn’t have W.M.D., or even active programs to produce such weapons. Those much-ridiculed U.N. inspectors were right. (But Hans Blix appears to have gone down the memory hole. On Tuesday Mr. Bush declared that the war was justified “under U.N. Resolution 1441, no less” because Saddam “did not let us in.”)

So where are the apologies? Where are the resignations? Where is the investigation of this intelligence debacle? All we have is bluster from Dick Cheney, evasive W.M.D.-related-program-activity language from Mr. Bush and a determined effort to prevent an independent inquiry.

True, Mr. Kay still claims that this was a pure intelligence failure. I don’t buy it: the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace has issued a damning report on how the threat from Iraq was hyped, and former officials warned of politicized intelligence during the war buildup. (Yes, the Hutton report gave Tony Blair a clean bill of health, but many people including a majority of the British public, according to polls regard that report as a whitewash.)

In any case, the point is that a grave mistake was made, and America’s credibility has been badly damaged and nobody is being held accountable. But that’s standard operating procedure. As far as I can tell, nobody in the Bush administration has ever paid a price for being wrong. Instead, people are severely punished for telling inconvenient truths. And administration officials have consistently sought to freeze out, undermine or intimidate anyone who might try to check up on their performance.

So let’s recap:

President Clinton lied abut a blowjob, which hurt his wfeelingsalings and resulted in a drawn out bout of dirty politics culminating in a porno novel called the Star Report and impeachment proceedings only the second time in US history this penalty has ever been used. For a blowjob.

President Bush lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction, which resulted in the deaths of 500+ US soldiers, hundreds of coalition soldiers and uncounted tens of thousands of Iraqis, yet he’s been given a pass by the media, and has not even offered a lame excuse for how or why he lied. About a war.

War or Blowjob: which of these two activities is a matter of National Security with geopolitical implications that are far reaching andjeopardizepordize our standing in the international community and which is an inaproriate personal matter best handled in private? Not a hard question. Yet for some reason, our media watchdogs aren’t interested in even entertaining the idea that our current president is ncompassionatesionate, nor even competent but in fmiserableserable failure putting the safety of our country at stake, all so his corporate buddies can make a fast buck.

I’d like to think that this travesty of justice will one day be rectified. But I’m not holding my breath. I’ve lived in the US my whole life and I know how our legal system works. Bush is rich, with rich friends in high places. He won’t be impeached and probably won’t be chastized for his deadly lies. Instead, he’ll very likely be rewarded for his failure and reapointed as our leader.

This is George W. Bush’s America. If it weren’t for the lack of togas and orgies, we’d hardly be able to tell it from Caligula’s Rome.

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Update: edited to remove alien signals and add an orgy.

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Thursday, January 29th, 2004

So That Rash, It’s Going to go Away, Right?

The astute reader will note that I have updated the Recently Checked Out section on the right column. I’ve added The Thackery T. Lambshead Guide to Eccentric and Discredited Diseases by Jeff Vandermeer, which is a fascinating and, dare I say it, addictive little book that is, as might be inferred from the title, a collection of made up but still highly infectious maladies. I’ve had only a few brief moments to peruse the Guide’s pages but I’m already certain my uncle died from a rather nasty case of Mongolian Death Worm Syndrone and once, in the third grade, I had a third eye infection. Worse, I’m startled to find that I have three of the symptoms described under Wife Blindness and The Wuhan flu. Oh dear.

On a serious note, two fellow bloggers have taken ill with actual diseases. So if you get a chance send a thought or word or prayer (if you’re into that sort of thing) out to Stradiotto and Steve Gilliard.

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

“I Didn’t Spend Six Years In Evil Medical School So You could Call Me “Mr. Evil’.”

“Weapons of mass destruction including evil chemistry and evil biology are all matters of great concern, not only to the United States but also to the world community. They were the subject of U.N. resolutions,” Ashcroft said [snapping his rubber gloves].

~via Tom Tomorrow

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Sunday, January 25th, 2004

Signs and Portents

You can ask Trina Magi anything; she’s ready to help you find the answer. Who, exactly, was on Richard Nixon’s “enemies list”? How do you create a cranberry bog? Where do you find the marketing data you need to write a business plan? How can one find a photograph of Jesus Christ?

No question is foolish, she believes, though that last one — which a student truly did ask — still draws a smile. In fact, it’s the very unpredictability of what’s on people’s minds that makes her daily stint on the reference desk at the University of Vermont’s Bailey/Howe Library, in Burlington, so rewarding. “We want to nurture a love of inquiry in others,” she says, “not squelch it or make people afraid to ask questions.”

These days, it’s not people fretting about what she might think of their questions that worries Magi; it’s their unease about what the federal government might think. When the USA Patriot Act passed in October 2001, it contained language in Section 215 making it easier for federal agents to look into the business records of, among other places, libraries and bookstores. In particular, agents no longer need to show probable cause before getting a judge’s approval to round up private records; the act also makes it illegal for the keeper of those records to tell any one else — including the customer or patron involved — about the investigation.

To Magi (whose last name is pronounced “Maggie”) and other librarians, all of this strikes at the heart of free inquiry: the right to privacy. “It’s one of the basics of librarianship, to respect privacy,” says Gail Weymouth, chair of the Intellectual Freedom Committee of the Vermont Library Association, “to understand that what people read isn’t necessarily what they believe, and to give them the ability to come in and find information without any chilling effect.”

The fear of that chill — the possibility that people will not explore questions because of how that might look to the authorities — has turned Magi into an anti-Section 215 crusader.

~ Rob Gurwitt. “Defender of the Free Word: Librarian Trina Magi stands up to the Patriot Act.” Mother Jones. January/February 2004.

Not only does provision 215 of the Patriot Act undermine this basic tenant of librarianship� the right to privacy, it instills a fear in people to read, at least on a subliminal level. The message is quite clear: �Uncle Sam doesn�t want you reading anything dangerous, so play it safe kids and just don�t read at all.�

Perhaps this is just a bit of unwarranted hyperbole on my part. I�m sure Attorney General John Ashcraft has our best interests at heart. After all, why would an Evangelical Christian who spends thousands of dollars to drape bare breasted statues, is deathly afraid of calico cats and anoints himself with oil in the manner of Old Testament Kings want to restrict our access to information?

It�s no surprise to anyone that people already have a hard enough time becoming motivated readers. The reasons, I think, begin with the flawed manner in which we look at literature and treat the written word in Junior High and High School. It�s merely something to be dissected and analyzed, like that fetal pig in biology class. Which is not to say that critical thinking of a work is not useful; it is, very much so. But we don�t temper this analytical attitude by teaching also the basics of aesthetic appreciation or that some books, like some paintings exist as just Art for Arts sake, that not every novel is a moralizing stump speech by a closet politician. Instead, most children are taught that books are just a jumble of arcane symbols and if you don�t have the marbles to decode them you aren�t going to get into that ivy-league school (unless your daddy was a graduate and has friends on the board of trustees then you can just spend your youth blowing up frogs with firecrackers, without a care in the world).

Of course, not all children are taught to fear the inscrutability of the written word. I certainly wasn�t. But my parents are teachers. Many of the kids I went to school with weren�t. But it was a private school and many of them were the offspring of doctors and lawyers. Many were also Jewish and thus had a culturally fostered appreciation of knowledge and scholarship. But for those who weren�t raised in an environment where book smarts were applauded� which would seem to be the vast majority of the population of the US, there exists already that gulf of mistrust and lack of understanding between them and that daunting volume of poetry by e.e. cummings, philosophy by Bertold Brecht or mathematical theorems of Sir Isaac Newton.

Provision 215 doesn�t help matters any. It encourages mistrust of avid readers especially if they happen to like perusing almanacs.

In truth, librarians are hardly the only people alarmed by the Patriot Act, which has sparked a groundswell of ideologically diverse opposition. Yet it is the foursquare defiance found in libraries that seems to have nettled the Bush administration most, as suggested by John Ashcroft’s rebuke last fall that the nation’s librarians have fallen prey to “baseless hysteria.”

Department of Justice spokesman Mark Corallo says that Section 215 simply allows investigators to do what they have been able to do all along — gather evidence. Exempting libraries, he argues, “would create a terrorist safety zone.” But librarians like Magi across the country have rejected this you’re-with-us-or-you’re-with-the-terrorists logic, buying paper shredders, purging borrowing records, and warning patrons that their records are no longer private.

Go looking for the earliest stirrings of this resistance, and you’ll be led back to Magi. During the fall of 2002, she met over dinner with fellow UVM librarian Peter Spitzform, former state ACLU head Ben Scotch, and writer Judith Levine. They drafted a letter to Vermont’s congressional delegation arguing that the Patriot Act threatens “the community of readers, researchers, and information-seekers.” Magi had just stepped down as president of the Vermont Library Association; she took the letter to its executive board and persuaded them to sign on and become the first state library association to go on record opposing Section 215.

Laws that do not change the way we behave do not require resistance. They are just natural extensions of our existing behavior and are thus invisible (and some could argue, superfluous but that�s another essay). The Patriot Act is not one of these laws. It�s opponents aren�t simply a bunch of high strung, hysterical librarians (a beast rarer than a unicorn or jackalope) or radical lefties with a soft spot for terror tactics (whom you are about as likely to meet as a leprechaun). It�s concerned citizens who oppose this law. It�s science fiction fans and Tolkeinites, professors, students, freethinkers, activists and liberal nuns. All the sorts of people who use libraries and bookstores, for all the right reasons: to stay informed. All the people John Ashcraft and George W. Bush don�t want to stay informed, because an informed population doesn�t just roll over and take proto-fascist, anti-intellectual legislation lightly. They fight it with whit, vigor and genuine patriotic fervor. In the end, this is what Shrub a Dub, Defib Dick and Crisco Johnny fear the most: pissed off librarians.

“We thought we’d get a nice response saying, ‘Thanks for your letter, I share your concern,’” says Magi. Instead, the office of Vermont’s lone representative, independent Bernie Sanders, called to say that Sanders planned to introduce a measure to exempt libraries and bookstores from Section 215. “I voted against the USA Patriot Act and knew it was not a good piece of legislation,” he says. “But the truth is, I was not as familiar with all aspects as I should have been.” The librarians’ letter, he explains, along with a similar request from the New England Booksellers Association, persuaded him to act; so far, his measure has picked up more than 140 co-sponsors from both sides of the aisle.

Magi, in the meantime, is still talking to anyone who will listen about Section 215. Raised as a Seventh-day Adventist, she cut her teeth on protest when she agitated — unsuccessfully — for the church to ordain women as ministers.” I don’t feel uncomfortable about being out here,” she says of her increasingly public role. “We need to have a conversation — we need to have the debate that didn’t happen before the law was passed.”

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Friday, January 23rd, 2004

What, Me Cynical?

I haven’t blogged about the State of the Union Address for the simple fact that it’s all a bunch of fucking lies. For an assortment of solid, thoughtful and spot-on refutations of these lies, close your eyes and click at random on the blogroll. Bush has been called out on his spineless array of fibs, distortions, half truths mischaracterizations and thinly veiled politically motivated myths by everybody and their dog, too (and in far more even handed language that I could ever muster).

OK, yeah, I’m pissed. And I know, it’s not like Bush hasn’t lied to us in the past (see anytime the bastard’s opened his mouth, ever, or just last year’s SOTU, if you want to refresh your memory of things Bush didn’t do) so why am I so hot over this particular speech?

I think I’ve hit my limit of lies. I’m full up to my eyeballs with them. And there’s some whoppers, on everything from the environment (”Global Warming? Never heard of it!”) to his on-going march to hand the keys to the treasury over to his corporate buddies while pretending he’s cutting taxes. I’ve simply had enough. So all the civility has left me, at least in regards to the son of a bitch occupying the White House and his army of turd munching fascists.

If you’re reading this and agreeing with even half of the invective I have, you owe it to yourself to vote Democrat in November. Whatever your real political leanings, however radical or anti-establishment you are, just fucking vote for whomever the Democrats nominate. It’s the only reasonable way to get this fucker out of office before he kills half of us in some ridiculous war and sells the rest to Corporate America as slaves.

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Wednesday, January 21st, 2004

Lost Maps and What We Leave Behind

Tobias Seamon tells us what he’s learned from literature:

“Dracula” illuminated the perils of foreign travel: fatigue, disingenuous sleeping arrangements, and unappetizing dietary options.

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Treasure Island” made it plain that every great adventure (fiscal, sexual, psychological) begins with a lost map.

“The Pit and the Pendulum” was a lesson on why to avoid Baltimore at all costs.

“And Then There Were None” made me love one of the world’s deepest truths: that by the end everyone is dead, and the only way to identify the killer will be the belles lettres we have left behind.

Some of what I have learned from literature:

“Illuminatus!” taught me that the world we live in� and our language, is far stranger and more humurous than i ever thought possible.

“The Stranger” showed me that there is nothing to fear. Ever. Even death is just something to do to fill up an afternoon.

“Tlon Uqbar, Orbis Tertius” ilustrated how the most unsettling things are very, very tiny and often overlooked.

“Fight Club” taught me to hate what modern humanity has created in the name of progress.

“The Martian Chronicles” taught me to love modern humanity, in spite of what horrible things progress brings.

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Wednesday, January 21st, 2004

President Bush’s Fuzzy Math

Leah, over at Corrente pointed me to this story entitled, George W Bush and the real state of the Union.

Today the President gives his annual address. As the election battle begins, how does his first term add up?

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28: Number of days holiday that Bush took last August, the second longest holiday of any president in US history (Recordholder: Richard Nixon)

13: Number of vacation days the average American worker receives each year

3: Number of children convicted of capital offences executed in the US in 2002. America is only country openly to acknowledge executing children

1st: As Governor of Texas, George Bush executed more prisoners (152) than any governor in modern US history

2.4 million: Number of Americans who have lost their jobs during the three years of the Bush administration

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1st: This administration is on its way to becoming the first since 1929 (Herbert Hoover) to preside over an overall loss of jobs during its complete term in office

9 million: Number of US workers unemployed in September 2003

80%: Percentage of the Iraqi workforce now unemployed

55%: Percentage of the Iraqi workforce unemployed before the war

43.6 million: Number of Americans without health insurance in 2002

130: Number of countries (out of total of 191 recognised by the United Nations) with an American military presence

40%: Percentage of the world’s military spending for which the US is responsible

$10.9 million: Average wealth of the members of Bush’s original 16-person cabinet

88%: Percentage of American citizens who will save less than $100 on their 2006 federal taxes as a result of 2003 cut in capital gains and dividends taxes

$42,000: Average savings members of Bush’s cabinet are expected to enjoy this year as a result in the cuts in capital gains and dividends taxes

$42,228: Median household income in the US in 2001

$116,000: Amount Vice-President Cheney is expected to save each year in taxes

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35: Number of countries to which US has suspended military assistance after they failed to sign agreements giving Americans immunity from prosecution before the International Criminal Court

$300 million: Amount cut from the federal programme that provides subsidies to poor families so they can heat their homes

$1 billion: Amount of new US military aid promised Israel in April 2003 to offset the “burdens” of the US war on Iraq

58 million: Number of acres of public lands Bush has opened to road building, logging and drilling

200: Number of public-health and environmental laws Bush has attempted to downgrade or weaken

29,000: Number of American troops - which is close to the total of a whole army division - to have either been killed, wounded, injured or become so ill as to require evacuation from Iraq, according to the Pentagon

90%: Percentage of American citizens who said they approved of the way George Bush was handling his job as president when asked on 26 September, 2001

53%: Percentage of American citizens who approved of the way Bush was handling his job as president when asked on 16 January, 2004

The list goes on and on.

Leah suggests we make a scorecasrd out of it and simply show it to anyone we know who drank the State Of The Union coolaide and thinks Bush is doing a good job. It’ll be a whole lot easier than just frothing at the outh and yelling, “He’s a God Damned liar!” Besides, people love statistics. Just ask anyone who’s a baseball fan.

I thought about printing up a baseball card with Bush’s picture on one side and these stats on the back. But frankly, he’s done so many bad things that the card would have to be the size of one of those Rand Macnally maps. You know th eones. They hang over the blackboard cover an entire wall.

Strike three, Mr. Bush. You’re outa here!

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Tuesday, January 20th, 2004

Running in Circles

I swear I’ll be blogging again soon. It’s just been a busy couple of days, what with settling in to the new job and finishing up a paper for a professor so he’ll let me pass a course. (By the way, thanks to all my Liberal Coalition pals for helping me out with the Q&A session. You were all Very Helpful!).

I haven’t been posting much on the Caucus in Iowa for two reasons: 1) everyone else is, and doing a mighty fine job so I’d just be linking you to their sites and going, “Yeah, what they said,” and 2) I don’t actually know quite how the Caucus process works. I hear the word Caucus and all I can picture is a bunch of animals running around in a circle, gibbering nonsense and tormenting little girls (and from what I do know about the Caucus process, this isn’t really that far from the truth…)

So soon, the Librarian will return. And I’ll be collecting all my overdue fines, just you wait and see.

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Saturday, January 17th, 2004

Something Under the Bed is Drooling*

I was just over at Eschaton and boy howdy, are the comments knee deep in trolls! Fellow LC member Jesse over at Gotham City 13 seems to have a few Friends of Rumpelstilskin hanging out under his posts as well.

I’m fascinated by trolls. Their activity can almost be predicted according to the waxing and waning of scandals swarming around Bushco with peek trolling (and troll baiting, let’s be honest) occurring just after a whopper breaks. Like the O’Neal thing. When some Neocon makes a gaffe, it must just twist their nipples to know that their boys have only a very tenuous grasp of power and that if they were to slip just a little, they might be able to be pushed off the hill and then we’d have a new king.

Now as for troll baiting, I have to admit, I’m a notoriously argumentative blogger. I like to pick apart faulty syllogisms and poke holes in wonky lines of reasoning. (I also enjoy shooting fish in a barrel and am partial to searching for needles in haystacks. A guy’s gotta have hobbies).

But it does get tiring, brow-beating Republican lickspittles. Kinda makes me glad I’m not so popular, as high troll traffic would make it notoriously hard for me to keep things nice and quiet around here (it is a Library, after all). Though I wouldn’t mind a few comments about my book

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*My apologies to Bill Watterson for the blatant plagiarism.

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Friday, January 16th, 2004

Southern Comfort

Bob Harris, roving correspondent for This Modern World, tells tall tales of New Zeland, Middle Earth obsession and all. But it really gets interesting when he starts discussing actual Kiwi culture, especilay their attitude about the US:

I don’t know how to convey the depth of public disdain for Bush down here. It’s casual; it’s assumed; it’s like being against poverty, ignorance, intestinal worms, or potato blight.

And while I have yet to see even a hint of anti-Americanism directed at myself — most folks everywhere seem to understand intuitively that I am not my government, a consideration I suspect the people of Iraq might have appreciated from us — this next is fairly mind-blowing.

A recent study published in the Sunday Star-Times asked Australians and New Zealanders which country they would like to visit, but would not, because they consider it too dangerous. Here are the results:

    1. United States (14%)
    2. Iraq (13%)
    3. Indonesia (11%)
    4. Israel (7%)

and so on.

I kid you not; I can’t find a link online, but I’ve got a hard copy of the paper in my bag. All in all, 28% of New Zealanders want to visit America. Fully half of them won’t.

The Aussie numbers are almost identical. America is consciously avoided in numbers down here exceeding even countries in open internal armed conflict.

I was spun around by those numbers myself. Looking again at the phrasing of the question, you’d think America’s number is obviously amped by the large number of people who want to visit in the first place.

But the poll also asked which countries Kiwis wanted to visit, safety aside. The whole civilized world shows up at the top of that list — the UK, Canada, Italy, France, etc. The U.S. is the only industrialized country on the entire considered-too-dangerous list.

Think about it… half the people down here who want to see the U.S. think it’s too dangerous to be worth an actual visit.

Half.

Why? Not exactly hard to guess, thanks to the steady stream of orange alerts, not to mention our rate of violent crime, obsession with firearms (widely seen as ludicrous), and lack of national health care that might help a visitor taken ill. Also, seven percent of those polled in both countries wouldn’t visit the US simply on ethical and political grounds, and another seven percent would not visit the US because they believed there was too much corruption.

Bob finds similar sentiment over in Australia as well. So, it isn’t just domestic lefties (and centrists, moderates, intelligent conservatives, small children and most animals) that are disturbed by America under the Neo-cons, it’s pretty much the entire Southern hemisphere as well.