Archive for February 29th, 2004

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Sunday, February 29th, 2004

Cosmonaut Rick Reports from the Mothership

What our dear friend Rick “Stop humping my leg! Ok, you can hump a little longer…” Santorum said on the 700 Club:

[T]he consequence is very clear. Marriage loses its significance. People will stop getting married. Homosexuals will not get married; heterosexuals will stop getting married. And that to me is the real threat to the American family and to the culture generally.

That’s some ironclad logic there, Rick: if gays get married than they won’t get married. He’s not only licked the toad, he’s started reading Quantum Physics texts.

Next he’ll describe how in a parallell universe, where homosexuality is the norm, it will be straits who are demanding the right to marry, and theparallell Rick Santorum will be in favor of that, ergo, in this universe, our Rick Santorum is actually a hip progressive activist fighting for marriage rights for downtrodden heteros.Makess perfect sense.

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Sunday, February 29th, 2004

Citizens! To the Printing Presses!

The federal government […] has warned publishers they may face grave legal consequences for editing manuscripts from Iran and other disfavored nations, on the ground that such tinkering amounts to trading with the enemy.

Anyone who publishes material from a country under a trade embargo is forbidden to reorder paragraphs or sentences, correct syntax or grammar, or replace “inappropriate words,” according to several advisory letters from the Treasury Department in recent months.

Adding illustrations is prohibited, too. To the baffled dismay of publishers, editors and translators who have been briefed about the policy, only publication of “camera-ready copies of manuscripts” is allowed.

This is just the latest part of a disturbing trend in anti-intellectualism that this administration seems to have embraced wholeheartedly. From the shoehorning of science to fit their ideiologies (when they don�t just ignore it all together) to the blatant and easily refuted lies that contradict widely known facts, BushCo. has repeadedly and shamelessly attempted to undermine all forms of thought, research and expression that do not conform with their narrow views by labelling it as treason. And more to the point, George Bush seems to hate anyone smarter than him, which, as we all know is just about everyone. So if he can�t win in an honest battle of the wits, he�ll simply make us all witless.

So what if a researcher in Iran comes up with a new innovative Cancer treatment? Are we suposed to dismiss it as �Junk Terrorist Science�? What if a North Korean expat living in France writes the next great novel illuminating the suffering if his native land? Do we write it off as �Terrorist Propaganda,� close our eyes and plug our ears and pretend it doesn�t exist because it wasn�t written by a White Christian?

Because really, that�s what this ammounts to, censorship of forign and ethnic ideas. It will never work of course. Because if it isn�t published here, it�ll be published in Canada, or Great Britain and then we can just order it through Amazon.uk. Or we�ll start an underground printing press, smuggling foriegn manuscripts into the country and printing them in our garages and handing them out on street corners in the middle of the night.

BushCo. will have to burn down the printing presses and shut off the internet to stop these ideas form reaching our shores. And don�t think they wouldn�t try. Because the next amendment he backs will be the one repealing our right to read and think for ourselves, and it�ll be called the Freedom of the Press Amendment.

maybe I’m over reacting. maybe I’m fuming fust to fume. Or maybe our leaders are trying to drag us back to the Dark Ages. I’d like to think they wouldn’t be that dim witted but the sheer lack of luminosity of their thoughts never ceases to amaze me. I’m convinced, now more than ever that Bush would declare the world flat again if he thought their was some politcal ground to be gained form it.

~from Corrente, Making Light and others.