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Amusing Quiz #33
~Via Speedkill
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Gregory stared at him steadily and painfully.
The Man Who Was Thursday, by G.K. Chesterton
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a lamp
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Daily Show (Wednesday Night)
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
9:15
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
9:17
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My Grandmother cleaning in the kitchen
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 8PM, went to Best Buy to price Digital Cameras
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
9: What are you wearing?
pajamas
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, but this is a family site, so I won’t describe it (OK, it’s not really a family site but some things you don’t need to know)
11: When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Photographs, a drawing by a young cousin, a case full of thimbles, a Wizard of OZ clock and a mirror.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yes. A case full of thimbles and a Wizard of OZ clock
14: What do you think of this quiz?
I’m bored, it’s something to do, so it’s good.
15: What is the last film you saw?
The Passion of the Christ. Ick.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Two plane tickets to France.
17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
My Birthday falls on the Feast Day of the Horned God, Cernunos
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Remove organized religion.
19: Do you like to dance?
Hell yeah!
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
C. A slackjawed yokell propped up by craven men to put the face of Gomer Pile on their evil schemes
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Inez Helena
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Benito Edward (my wife and I have already picked out names for our, as yet, unborn children)
23: Would you ever consider living abroad?
I often do