Archive for May, 2004

Fire With Fire

Monday, May 24th, 2004

The Onion: U.S. To Fight Terror With Terror:

WASHINGTON, DC�In a response to recent acts of extreme violence against Americans in Iraq and mounting criticism of U.S. military policy at home, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld announced the government’s new strategy of fighting terror with terror Monday.

“Look, in order to catch a rat, you gotta think like one,” Rumsfeld said in a grainy and degraded videotape message filmed at an unknown location and released to CNN Monday. “We’ve been pussy-footing around the war on terrorism for years. All that time, the answer was right in front of us: In order to wipe out terror around the globe, once and for all, we’ve gotta beat them at their own game.”

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Rumsfeld refused to comment on the recent abuse of military prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan, other than to characterize those abuses as “nothing compared to what we are capable of.”

“It’s vital to remember that these terrorists hate freedom,” Rumsfeld said. “Well, guess what? From now on, we’re going to hate it even more. Do you think terrorists care about due process and fair treatment of prisoners? Of course not. Why should we give them the upper hand? You fight fire with fire.”

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Just wait and you’ll see,” Abrams said. “Martin Luther King said, ‘Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.’ Well, enemies of democracy and freedom around the world are going to find out just how right he was. They’ll see just how dark it can get.”

Experts from the Mukhabarat el-Aama Egyptian intelligence service have deemed the message authentic.

It’d be funny, if it didn’t sound like a real press conference.

Friday at Home

Friday, May 21st, 2004


My presence has distracted Lucy from her favorite pastime, watching the fish.

Dreams of an Invisible Library

Friday, May 21st, 2004

Amazon’s search inside the book function is old news by now but it’s importance has yet to be fully explored. This Wired News story: The Great Library of Amazonia attempts to draw a map of this new land, and manages to make a few good points along the way. However, as is the case with all newly discovered territories, there’s a lot of myth woven in to the accounts of travels there, and I’m carrying this metaphor too far.

The point is, yes, the SIB function is new, it’s exciting, it’s got pixidust all over it. The major advantage, that it makes searching the text of some books faster and easier is a selling point (and just so I don’t sound like a crank, let me clarify by saying I have used the SIB function for some of my work in grad school, doing e-reference and it is useful). But there is still the problem that it’s only for some books, and only for parts of those books.

120,000 books sounds like a lot, but there are millions of books in print and even more, out of print. Getting all books, everywhere into a searchable database would be fantastic, the dream of Ptolmy, Borges and every Librarian since, come true. But there are obstacles, most notably, the 8th pit of hell known as American copyright law that has to be overcome before most of these books can be accessible in such a database. And even then, there is the problem of actually scanning every page. Who will do it? Amazon, in order to get there 120K books scanned, outsourced to low-wage countries like India and the Philippines. While this might be one of the few instances where outsourcing would be not quite as unethical (since it’s for the greater good of making the world’s libraries accessible to all; sort of like conferring on the wage slaves of Bangladesh the venerable title of scribe, without the benefits) it’s still a slippery argument that I wouldn’t really want to grant legitimacy to.

So it’s still a thorny issue. While I for one, would love and appreciate to the highest degree such a valuable online database (so long as it were freely available, like Google or Amazon SIB, and not subscription based, like Lexisnexis or Dialog) then perhaps we could outsource the labor. But it should be outsourced everywhere, divided among the countries of the world who have the means and the funds to pay their digital scribes living wages, if not salaries. This, I could get behind. I would even gladly do my part as a librarian in scanning in books. But this project would be of such a magnificent scope that the powers that be would be far too tempted to employ slave wages in order to cut corners. And frankly, we have enough pyramids as it is.

Update: edited to squash Fnords.

Just Keep Telling Yourself That

Friday, May 21st, 2004

The Nation:

In 1997 a 29-year-old schizophrenic inmate named Michael Valent was stripped naked and strapped to a restraining chair by Utah prison staff because he refused to take a pillowcase off his head. Shortly after he was released some sixteen hours later, Valent collapsed and died from a blood clot that blocked an artery to his heart.

The chilling incident made national news not only because it happened to be videotaped but also because Valent’s family successfully sued the State of Utah and forced it to stop using the device. Director of the Utah Department of Corrections, Lane McCotter, who was named in the suit and defended use of the chair, resigned in the ensuing firestorm.

Some six years later, Lane McCotter was working in Abu Ghraib prison, part of a four-man team of correctional advisers sent by the Justice Department and charged with the sensitive mission of reconstructing Iraq’s notorious prisons, ravaged by decades of human rights abuse.

While McCotter left Iraq shortly before the current scandal at Abu Ghraib began and says he had nothing to do with the MPs who committed the atrocities, his very presence there raises serious questions about US handling of the Iraqi prison system.

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Less than a year later, a team of Justice Department correctional experts was inside the Santa Fe jail investigating civil rights violations. In March 2003, their report concluded that certain conditions violated inmates’ constitutional rights, and that inmates suffered “harm or the risk of serious harm” from, among other things, woeful deficiencies in healthcare and basic living conditions. The report documented numerous and horrifying examples, and threatened a lawsuit if things didn’t get better. Amid the fallout, the Justice Department pulled its approximately 100 federal prisoners out of Santa Fe and MTC fired its warden and pressured its medical subcontractor, Physicians Network Association, to ax one of its medical administrators.

Then, on May 20, in a case of unfathomable irony, Attorney General John Ashcroft announced that McCotter, along with three other corrections experts, had gone to Iraq. The very same day, Justice Department lawyers began their first negotiations with Santa Fe County officials over the extensive changes needed at the jail to avoid legal action.

The Justice Department won’t comment on why it chose McCotter, whose company has been hounded by well-publicized and ongoing healthcare, security and personnel problems at many of the thirteen prisons it operates in the United States, Australia and Canada. Meanwhile, the Ontario provincial government is currently investigating an inmate death at MTC’s Canadian prison on May 5, and inquests into three other mysterious deaths over the past year are expected, according to an article in the Barrie Examiner.

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While it seems unlikely Lane McCotter was involved in the unfolding abuse scandal at Abu Ghraib, his hiring�given his troubled history and current employment at the equally troubled MTC�is yet another example of the unending and unabashed bumbling of the occupation. Perhaps most important, if this is the type of personnel decision we can expect from critical agencies like the Justice Department, there’s probably more scandal to come.

Conservative War fluffers like Hannity, Limbaugh and Zell Miller keep trying to claim that the torture at Abu Ghraib is an isolated incident, and just some youngsters blowing off steam, don’t you know. They’ll say it so often that maybe even they’ll start to believe it. But don’t you.

This problem goes deep and moves backwards across years and decades. The fact of the matter ris, our prison system is flawed. While it may not instill the brutality that causes those in positions of power over others to act like swine, it does seem to encourage that behavior in people who already display brutal tendencies. And let’s face it, if you want to be a correctional officer, there has to be something in your brain or soul that cries out to see your fellow humans in cages, beaten and mistreated.

This sort of behavior is beyond unexceptable. By now, in the twenty first century, there is not a man, woman or child alive who should not know that treating your fellow human beings like this is evil. And if you think this isn’t bad, or endemic of a huge social problem in this country; that this is just the price of war, or the nature of man and just some pranks gone awry, well, you just keep telling yourself that. Then let me know how you sleep at night.

Jesus in a Birchbark Canoe

Thursday, May 20th, 2004

Via Rivka at Respectful of Otters I learned that, while I was merrily driving for nine hours yesterday, the state of Texas once again proved that reality is for amateurs by deciding that Unitarian-Universalism is not a religion. Now, I’ve not been shy about my disdain for organized religion on this blog but even this atheist respects the UU, for the simple fact that they are the most inclusive group of spiritual minded folk out there. Heck, they’d even have me. Personally, I think all religious groups should have their tax-exempt status revoked but this isn’t simply a tax issue. This is discrimination.

The comptroller’s office has not always barred “creedless” religions from tax exemption, said Douglas Laycock, a University of Texas law professor who specializes in religious liberty issues.

That standard first came up in 1997, when then-Comptroller Sharp ruled against the Ethical Culture Fellowship of Austin. In making that decision, Sharp overturned the recommendation of his staff.

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Strayhorn vows to continue the legal fight to the U.S. Supreme Court, if necessary. “Otherwise, any wannabe cult who dresses up and parades down Sixth Street on Halloween will be applying for an exemption,” she said in a April 23 news release.

We really don’t have enough people trying to protect us from those wannabe cultists like Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Louisa May Alcott, Christopher Reeve, and that supreme nutcase, Kurt Vonnegut.

Of course, Comptroller Strayhorn has no problem with the spiritual inclinations of Pat Robertson, Billy Grahm and Fred Phelps, all of whom are perfectly respectable bigots promoting hatefull agendas and blatant lunacy masquerading as faith and archaic sadism as traditional values.

But I guess it’s hard to back President Kill Again’s Holy War when you have the likes of the UU standing there, looking on disapprovingly. Might as well marginalize them now, so when the next wave of invasions start, their voice will be drowned out by the pious exhortations of the faithful hawks in those real “Christian” churches, who don’t mind a few thousand dead Arabs, so long as America gets its oil and hegemony.

And Another Thing:

Patrick Nielsen Hayden sums up:

…Meanwhile, to the State of Texas in 2004, a money-making racket founded by a third-rate science fiction writer qualifies as a “religion” and the faith of Ethan Allen and Daniel Webster doesn’t. This is what barbarism looks like.

Lucy the Hunter

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004


Today is my 27th birthday and tomorrow I’ll be driving all day, so posting will be light from me until at least Thursday. Kevin should be posting soon though (I actually saw the post being written, so I know it exists). So look for that any day now. Until then, Lucy will be sporting her night vision.

Update: 5/19: I’m now in Savannah, after nine hours alone in a car. Fill in the holes as you will.

Dispatches from Iraq, Part 6

Monday, May 17th, 2004

Baghdad - May 17, 2004

The past few days have actually been pretty nice here in Baghdad. Sunny and warm but not hot. Occasionally, the sky will fill with dust. I’ve never seen anything like it. Looks far worse than the smoggiest day in LA. Kicks up the allergies and coughs real good. Thankfully, today is clear.

Just fetched a communal refrigerator for our new office space. (Can’t rely on the government for everything.) Everyone was amazed when I took their money and returned with the fridge within an hour. I had a connection who had a connection. Got a glimpse of the “Baby Assassins Gate” when ferrying the fridge across from the Red Zone. The area was filled with Iraqis filing in and out beside the tanks which guard the Green Zone. Sometimes, it takes hours for them to cross. It has to be nerve racking waiting in line. After all, some bombers have blown themselves up at these checkpoints.

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Love, Officially

Monday, May 17th, 2004

Today, it becomes official (at least In Massachusetts). The Man stamps the hands of happy gay couples and magically transforms them from sinners into saints.

And all the thumpers gnashed and wailed, and flogged their backs with grandpapy’s extra heavy duty Bible (the one with wooden covers, for thumping niggers and keeping the women folk in their place).

Welcome to married life, Boys! And Girls! I hope it’s everything you hoped it would be. And for all my queer friends in the other 49 states, don’t fret. Your day is coming. Soon, you too will have the rights of every citizen. ‘Til then, go read the farmer’s ode to the Love that dare not speak its name.

Helen of Beverly Hills

Sunday, May 16th, 2004

I was going to rant about how mediocre Troy was. How Helen was reduced to a simpering love interest (just once, Hollywood, can we have a movie with no extraneous romance?), how Achiles is made to be oh so troubled and far too human (he is a demigod, after all) but, I don’t think I will. I will, however, suggest that you read the Illiad, either before or after you see the movie, if that’s your thing. It will give you a better perspective on not just the movie, but perhaps what it means to go to war.

Cold Turkey Sandwich

Sunday, May 16th, 2004

We all get a little crazy sometimes. It’s something that happens with more and more frequency these days, especially if you have half a brain and at least one functioning ear; you don’t even have to go out of your way to read newspaper to overload on outrage and disgust. You can just open your window and hear it buzzing through the air, as another brain sizzles under the pressure of our civilized ideals gone awry. So if you’re feeling crazy and a little addled about the whole thing we call Life (and maybe wondering what the hell it is we’re doing here anyway) fear not. Kurt Vonnegut has a few things to say. They may make you cry but they’ll also make you laugh and that’s really all we can ask for, these days.

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