Archive for July, 2006

Those Damned Fish, Again

Saturday, July 29th, 2006

Fish fall with rain over an indian Village:

When a storm broke over an Indian village it wasn’t raining cats and dogs - but fish.

People in the country’s southwest district Kerala are famed for turning local sea life into spicy dishes.

But the reported piscine downpour gave the village of Manna an unexpected feast.

When a storm first broke on Thursday, some people reported seeing small, pencil-thin live fish falling from the sky.

This is a classic Fortean event. Charles Fort, for those unfamiliar with him, wrote four books cataloguing anomalous phenomenon. Chief among the items collected in his first book (and my personal favorite) The Book of The Damned are reports of strange objects falling with rain. Fish were featured heavily, as were frogs, globs of jelly, snakes, cubes of venison, eggs and ham, loose change and items historically referred to as Thundertones, large objects either carved stone or forged mettle that land in fields or on houses.

But as for the fishes: conventional wisdom claims that some very picky whirlwinds scoop them up and dribble them down upon the heads of startled Indian Villagers and others. I don’t quite buy that and more than Charles Fort did:*

The best-known fall of fishes from the sky is that which occurred at Mountain Ash, in the Valley of Abedare, Glamorganshire, Feb. 11, 1859.

The Editor of the Zoologist, 2-677, having published a report of a fall of fishes, writes: “I am continually receiving similar accounts of frogs and fishes.”(14) But, in all the volumes of the Zoologist, I can find only two reports of such falls. There is nothing to conclude other than that hosts of data have been lost because orthodoxy does not look favorably upon such reports. The Monthly Weather Review records several falls of fishes in the United States; but accounts of these reported occurrences are not findable in other American publications. Nevertheless, the treatment by the Zoologist of the fall reported from Mountain Ash is fair. First appears, in the issue of 1859-6493, a letter from the Rev. John Griffith, Vicar of Abedare, asserting that the fall had occurred, chiefly upon the property of Mr. Nixon, of Mountain Ash.(15) Upon page 6540, Dr. Gray, of the British Museum, bristling with exclusionism, writes that some of these fishes, which had been sent to him alive, were “very young minnows.”(16) He says: “On reading the evidence, it seems to me most probably only a practical joke: that one of Mr. Nixon’s employees had thrown a pailful of water upon another, [81/82] who had thought fish in it had fallen from the sky”–had dipped up a pailful from a brook.

Those fishes–still alive–were exhibited at the Zoological Gardens, Regent’s Park. The Editor says that one was a minnow and that the rest were sticklebacks.

He says that Dr. Gray’s explanation is no doubt right.

But, upon page 6564, he publishes a letter from another correspondent, who apologizes for opposing so “high an authority as Dr. Gray,” but says that he had obtained some of these fishes from persons who lived a considerable distance apart, or considerably out of range of the playful pail of water.(17)

According to the Annual Register, 1859-14, the fishes themselves had fallen by pailfuls.

(Hat tip to Noz)

You And Me Both

Friday, July 28th, 2006

it’s been a looooooong week and we’re all pooped.

Oops

Friday, July 28th, 2006

if you tried to view the blog in the last few hours and were prompted to enter a password, don’t worry, I haven’t gone that exclusive. I was playing around with some website settings and accidentally password protected the blog. oops. All fixed now.

Been a long week, what with training the new worker and having my sister-in-law in town and her hell raising ways to contend with. Cat pictures will appear next week.

Shrapnal Sandwhich, Hold the Blood

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

Anthony Bourdain, my all time favorite food writer, was in Beirut when the bombs started falling:

Anthony Bourdain, chef, author and host of Travel Channel’s “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations,” and his four-person crew were trapped in Beirut while filming the series. After a week of laying low, Bourdain and his production crew landed back in the states on Friday, July 14, after an exhausting journey that included time on a military landing craft and the USS Nashville.

Bourdain was online Wednesday, July 26, at 11 a.m. ET to discuss his time in the international city and his thoughts about what was once a burgeoning hotspot for international travelers.

[…] Darnestown, Md.: In your writing and program you use food and travel as media to communicate an informed world view and philosophy. How has the experience of the past week or so informed or impacted these?

Anthony Bourdain: Great question. I don’t know yet. I suspect the answer to be a depressing one. Where once I believed that the meal was a leveling experience, a thing that could make a difference, that over food and drink in some small way people could make a difference … I’m not so sure anymore. It seems now that whatever we eat, however proud we may be, good and bad alike are crushed under the same wheel. Obviously, I’m feeling a little pessimistic about the world these days.

It’s a very informative Q & A and provides a unique perspective on this whole mess, something we need lest we forget that there are actually people involved in this, not just abstract nouns like Hezbulah and Israel.

And Your Brains

Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

In a flash of inspiration, I drew this last night. I think it would look nice on a T-shirt.

Packed And Ready To Go

Friday, July 21st, 2006

Happy Armstrong Day

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Some good news, lest we forget what this whle civilization stuff is really all about: Today is the 37th anniversary of Mankind landing on the Moon, known on the Tranquility Calendar as Armstrong Day.

Some great sights to be had over at Google Moon. Other cool stuff here.

Here’s to all my fellow Lunatics out there! Next year, on the Moon!

What He Said

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Charles Pierce says what iIm too pissed to say about President kill Again breaking the shrinkwrap n his Veto Power in order to put the Evil Eye on Stem Cell Research:

I have watched slow death from neurological disease once too often in my life to be anything but furious when Sam Brownback, a United States senator to the everlasting embarrassment of that body, pulls out a child’s drawing of an embryo with a smiley-face in order to argue his position. Or when Tony Snow, that towering public fake, starts getting glib about “murder,” as though there isn’t enough blood lapping at the ankles of everyone in this White House to float a barge. Or when Snow’s boss, that tough-talkin’, crumb-spittin’, neck-rubbin’ international buckaroo, uses the first veto of his presidential career and then hides behind children while maundering incoherently about a “moral line” as though he’d recognize one if he fell over it. Is there any doubt that, if this guy got Parkinson’s Disease, he’d eat those little buggers out of the petri dish with a spoon, probably dribbling some of them on Tony Blair in the process?

That Bush would make this issue his first Veto in five years is so telling about this administration. Fuck the environment, Iraq, Afghanistan, or any real issue out there. Vetos are for chumps. Unless you can stop scientific progress and pander to the Am Taliban.

Blood Of The Lamb

Thursday, July 20th, 2006

A few readers have written in to let me know that I’m too hard on the Faihful, that religious people aren’t kooks, or idiots, that they are fine, upstanding and moral folk with a deep rooted sense of tradition and values. I direct those people to this piece in Harpers, which says otherwise:

I too am soooo excited!! I get goose bumps, literally, when I watch what’s going on in the M.E.!! And Watcherboy, you were so right when saying it was quite a day yesterday, in the world news, and I add in local news here in the Boston area!! Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith, and we had the most terrifying storms I have ever seen here!! But, yes, oh happy day, like in your screen name , it is most indeed a time to be happy and excited, right there with ya!!

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I am excited beyond words that the struggle of this life may be over soon and I can finally be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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This is so exciting….I’m having a hard time believing this is ‘real’!

True Believers are happy that a confluence of superstition and geopolitics has led to chaos, destruction and untold loss of life. Truely, these are the chosen people, the most holy and righteous.

So, How About… Ah, Screw It All

Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

sorry for the lack of attention but my ISP has been having server issues the last few days. Everything seems to be OK in computer land now.

I had a fun little post all planned about something or other then World War III started and it all seems kind of silly now, what I was going to say. So, how are you guys? Holding up? Yeah, me too.

The more I think about it the more I come to the inescapable conclusion that our leaders are all crazy people. And I don’t mean “Crazy” in that way that they are just obsessively motivated towards self preservation and aggrandizement of their own ideas but clinically not well. Putin likes to kiss the bellies of little children, The Japanese prime Minister can’t stop himself imitating Elvis in front of the King’s own Daughter and as for Bush, well, he spouts off in unguarded moments, sounding like the drunk at a Shoney’s around 3 AM, talking about Israel and the shit they have to cut out. And these are the popele who are supposed to somehow stop the Middle East from exploding little bits at a time, keep North Korea in check and solve this whole Global Warming thing.

Yeah, we’re all going to die.