Six Little Words

Wired asked authors to write a story in six words. Some of the best:

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
- Frank Miller

1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!
- Michael Moorcock

I’m dead. I’ve missed you. Kiss … ?
- Neil Gaiman

Osama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.
- Charles Stross

I decided to join the fun, even though my novel hasn’t been published (yet):

Tragically, she died. Oh, what beauty!

Jesus returns–as comet! Robertson: “Shit…”

No, pa, not the axe, again!

Man eats mushroom, becomes Better Angel.

Satellite calls God. No one home.