Good News Everyone!

Congrats to everyone who had the fortune to live in a state where the vote did matter (especially you folks in Pennsylvania for kicking out Santorum and making his children cry.* Good show!).

and how about Rummy Resigning? Rule number one when chumming the political waters: eventually, you’ll have to feed the shark. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.

On a final note, enough with the emails! I get it, I’m a slacker and a no good, dirty malcontent for not voting. Sue me. But when the choices are to either A) take a nice big bite out of a shit sandwich or B) Go Hungry, I’ll let the tummy rumble.