The Invisible Library

Hillary Clinton has announced she’s running for president and after some further thought on the matter, I take back what I said earlier. She has way more money than everyone else, and as we all know, the one with the most money and connections, wins.

By the time C Plus Augustus finishes his term next year, there will have been either a Clinton or a Bush in the White house for the last 20 years. If Chelsea and Barb got gay married, they could set up an actual dynasty (albeit, one that requires sperm donors). While this doesn’t violate the constitution, it just smells funny.

I hope someone in the Dem Caucus realises this and points it out, because spending another two decades shuffling the occupant of the white house between two families, both alike in continence, is just way too fucking Sun King for me to handle without medication, booze or both.