Archive for January, 2007

Update: The Machine Continues to Roll

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

My novel, The Machine of the World, is nearing completion! I have about fifty pages left to finish, then a little polishing up after that before it will be ready to send off to a publisher. I’m pondering the idea of putting a PDF of it up for people to download.

There’s some debate as to weather or not posting my unpublished novel will have positive or negative effects on getting it published. I’ve heard of cases where people were offered first time contracts to publish their serialized online novel and tales of woe from those who were told that gee, your novel is spiffy but too bad about putting it on your blog, ‘cus now it’s got Internet cooties.

Part of me wants to wait until it can be published and then offer a free download, like Corry Doctorow does with his books, but at the same time, I’m tempted to just post it online, maybe pay to have a few copies printed and bound and just move on to the next book. I would appreciate emails or comments for or against this. (This is me soliciting comments folks. This whole Blog thing is a two way street. Let me hear what you think! As long as you aren’t trying to sell me cheep Viagra or Thai Ladyboy Porn).

Human Civilization, As Seen From a Great Height

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

I’m about 30 pages into the new Thomas Pynchon book, Against the Day and enjoying it immensely. There’s so much story, character and information on each page, that it’s easy to get overwhelmed and bit overstimulated. It’s also a little difficult to keep everything straight in our linear-trained minds. I think this is what trips some people up when it comes to enjoying Pynchon’s writing. His books are not novels in the conventional sense. He isn’t telling the life story of one person or setting out to illustrate a single idea. It’s a survey of humanity and out civilization from a different perspective. In this case, from a great height, which can be dizzying. Luckily, we have the Pynchon wiki to help us sort it all out.

What’s really amazing is that ten years ago, when Mason & Dixon was published, the Internet wasn’t advanced enough to have such a resource in place. We were all left on our own to sort out the details for ourselves, without so much as a compass or a sextant. Finally though, the world has caught up to the scope of Thomas Pynchon, which is the real reason for inventing web 2.0 and social networking, Myspace be damned.

No One May Enter The King’s Library

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

CNN:

DALLAS, Texas (AP) — Negotiations to build George W. Bush’s presidential library at Southern Methodist University have divided the campus, pitting the administration and some alumni against liberal-leaning faculty members who say the project would be an embarrassment to the school.

Some professors have complained that the combined library, museum and think tank would celebrate a presidency that unnecessarily took the country into a war.
The fear is that the library “will continue to espouse the philosophy and practice of the Bush administration, which has seriously divided our nation and has brought the ire of other countries,” said William McElvaney, a retired professor at SMU’s theology school and co-author a November opinion piece in the campus newspaper titled “The George W. Bush Library: Asset or Albatross?”

SMU emerged as the front-runner in the competition last month when the library site selection committee said it was entering further discussions with the 11,000-student, private university in one of Dallas’s wealthiest neighborhoods. The project will be financed with a private fund drive aimed at raising at least $200 million.
Bush connections to SMU run deep. First lady Laura Bush is a graduate and is on the board of trustees. Vice President Dick Cheney previously served on the board. Presidential adviser Karen Hughes and former White House counsel Harriet Miers are both graduates.

SMU officials said the project is unlikely to be derailed by the faculty opposition, and said the professors opposed to it are in the minority.

Not mentioned in the article is why the President would want his library to be at a college rather than in his own library, like most Presidents. Given Georgie Boys fondness for self aggrandizement and spending taxpayer’s money, you’d think he would build a gold plated Taj Mahal with champagne fountains for his papers. But, Presidential Libraries, by their nature are public institutions. As such, they cannot have any restrictions put on access to the information in their collection, except where that information is classified or sensitive. If you go to the Bill Clinton Library in Arkansas, you can see everything, read all declassified papers and do research on the president’s term, using primary documents. They even have a section on the Lewinski Affair. But, by donating his papers to SMU, W., like his father, who donated his papers to Texas A&M, can put any restrictions on them he wants.

George Bush Senior’s collection has its access restricted indefinitely. Any researcher wanting to so much as read his lunch receipts would have to get written permission form the president.

Just one more example of the Boy Who Would Be King telling all us serfs to stop asking so many damn questions and while were at it, why don’t we just fuck off and die.

Update: see Dr. Andrew in comments.

Invisible Rupert

Friday, January 12th, 2007

I haven’t been hiding, I swear! Busy with work and trying to finish my novel. More on that next week.

If There’s Anything Out There, He’ll Bring It Back

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

Robert Anton Wilson, January 18, 1932 - January 11, 2007.

I wish I had met him, and had a chance to tell him how much his writing has been a major influence on my own, and my life in general. He will be missed.

Ancient Ancestors From My Neck of the Woods

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

 Saint Petersburg Times:

Archaeologist Albert Goodyear is working on the find of his life.

Based on radiocarbon tests and artifacts he’s found along the Savannah River in South Carolina, Goodyear believes that humans existed in North America as many as 50,000 years ago, shattering the long-held notion that the earliest settlers arrived here about 13,000 years ago in Alaska via a lost land bridge.

Not everyone is convinced, but Goodyear believes further excavation and testing at the South Carolina location, known as the Topper site, will confirm his findings.

I’ll be keeping an eye on this as, if it’s true, could be revolutionary news for human history. And all from my part of the world! And you thought the only thing to come out of Georgia was peaches and rednecks.

Major Tom Pilots the Mind Rocket

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Today I cataloged one of the most intriguing and beautiful books I’ve ever seen, a sort of Steampunk homage to the Lunar landing, called the Apollo Prophecies:

Rumor has it that the surviving members of the only twelve humans to have walked on the moon call themselves the Order of Ancient Astronauts. Much has been written of these voyagers of yore, but if the Order of Ancient Astronauts should ever gather together like knights of the Round Table for a reverie, it is fairly certain that they would favor a new publication about their exploits titled The Apollo Prophecies.

Published by a non-profit organization called the Aperture Foundation located in New York that is dedicated to the advancement of photography in all its manifestations, The Apollo Prophecies is one of the most creative works produced to date about the moon exploration program. It consists of a slipcased package containing a dual sided, 19-foot long duotone photographic panorama that unfolds into a richly visual fantasy of a time-bending Moon expedition, together with a 16-page booklet telling a saga-like tale of Moon-dwelling civilizations predating and predicting the arrival of Apollo.

The photographic panorama is segmented into 60 panels and it can be paged through like a book or unfolded accordion style for a flowing mural effect. Free of text, we see a rocket launch a stylized space capsule to the moon. The pair of Apollo-era astronauts aboard land on the lunar surface, unpack the lunar rover, and embark upon the tasks of observation and rock collecting. They soon encounter a friendly civilization of Edwardian-era explorers, in addition to helpful space-suited monkeys and elephants, living on the moon. The truly ancient astronauts help the Apollo spacemen prepare their craft for the return voyage to Earth. Children will love the whimsy of these images and anyone with an appreciation of space as a frontier will admire the extravagance of the publication’s production.

Pictures can been seen here and here.

The book is for sale in all the usual places.

And I call dibs on a novel called the Order of Ancient Astronauts.