Archive for May, 2007

Ubuntu to the Rescue

Saturday, May 12th, 2007

For those who haven’t seen it yet, Jessamyn at Librarian.net has a video of her installing Ubuntu Linux onto three computers at a small library. This comes fast on the news from last week that Dell will be offering Ubuntu as an alternative Operating System to Windows Vista. After years of quietly percolating in the background, Linux is finally catching on in the popular imagination as an alternative to the ham fisted monopoly of Microsoft and I couldn’t be happier. That it’s Ubuntu that is making the noise is even better. It makes me almost want to buy a PC just to help the cause. Maybe I can convince my parents to switch? That might be a nifty little series, following the procedures, from talking my parents into the switch, all the way through the install process… hmm, yes…

Today In Quack History

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

L. Ron Hubbard’s Dianetics was published in 1950:

Dianetics was first published May 9, 1950 by Hermitage House, a New York-based publisher of psychiatric textbooks whose head, Arthur Ceppos, was also on the Board of Directors of the Hubbard Dianetic Research Foundation. Hubbard said that he wrote the book in only six weeks (though according to another Scientology source he wrote all 180,000 words in only three weeks).

The book became a nationwide bestseller, selling over 150,000 copies within a year. Due to the interest generated, a multitude of “Dianetics clubs” and similar organizations were formed for the purpose of applying Dianetics techniques. Hubbard himself established a nationwide network of Dianetic Research Foundations, offering Dianetics training and processing for a fee.Although it received a positive public response, Dianetics was strongly criticized by scientists and medical professionals for its scientific deficiencies. In response, Hubbard’s Dianetic Research Foundation issued a survey of “patients” to support his claims that Dianetics could achieve remarkable health benefits. See scientific evaluations of Dianetics for more on the scientific debate.

[…] According to Nielsen BookScan, Dianetics has sold 52,000 copies between 2001 and 2005. The book has been very aggressively marketed, for instance appearing as one of the twelve sponsors of the Goodwill Games under a $4 million agreement between Bridge Publications and Turner Broadcasting System. Bridge Publications also sponsors NASCAR racer and Scientologist Kenton Gray, who races as the “Dianetics Racing Team” and whose No. 27 Ford Taurus is decorated with Dianetics logos.Doubts have been expressed about whether the book’s continued sales have been manipulated by the Church of Scientology and its related organizations. According to a Los Angeles Times exposé published in 1990, “sales of Hubbard’s books apparently got an extra boost from Scientology followers and employees of the publishing firm [Bridge Publications]. Showing up at major book outlets like B. Dalton and Waldenbooks, they purchased armloads of Hubbard’s works, according to former employees.”

He wrote 180,000 words in six weeks (or three weeks, depending on your source). If you ever wanted a technical definition of a hack, there it is. The Wikipedia link above for scientific evaluations of Dianetics is well worth the read. Even in the much touted “official neutral” tone, you can’t help but smell the stink of much deserved contempt. What really blows my mind is that people still believe this humbuggery, despite the naked, craven and unashamed marketing of the whole thing. Scientologists don’t even pretend they aren’t engaged in the most obvious pyramid scam ever, crassly advertising on NASCAR (imagine Jesus on the side of a car going 300 miles an hour. You can’t since everyone with one of those Christian fish seems to top out at about 25 mph) and fudging purchasing stats just for to garner the faintest pretext of credibility. “Dianetics is a number one bestseller, so it can’t all be bad!” Well, yeah, actually it can. The Da Vinci Code is a number one best seller and that was without its fans gobbling up armloads of books (on Dan brown’s dime) to artificially stack their ratings. And since when has the NYT bestseller list been the benchmark of credibility? All it measures is what crap is popular this week, and that it can be gamed so easily just proves it’s worthlessness.

And all of this is used as part of Scientology’s outreach method. Caveat Emptor is usually the preferred response to all this. Just chalk it up to the rubes being fleeced and sit back and smoke your cynical cigarette. But given how pliable people are to this sort of wish fulfillment Bullshit, it goes deeper than that. Even in the face of naked, sleazy marketing, enough people still want to be fooled that it validates these scumbags’ outlook. This mentality that it’s OK to take advantage of people just because they’re willing is deep rooted in our society. The Scientiologists, even more so than your garden verity Pope or Preacher are not motivated by a desire to help one another deal with the intrinsic absurdity and tragedy of life. A Scientologist’s faith grows out of a fetid pile of human fear of the unknown, fertilized by our exploitative economic structure and cultivated by a philosophy of capitalist greed and dressed up in the opulent rags of religion.

Who says you can’t get dangerous ideas from a book?

He Also Thinks Saruman Was a Great Tactician

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Salon has a great piece up on Sir Alistair Horne, who wrote numerous books on world history but one in particular, A Savage War of Peace, about the Algerian War of Independence that apparently is a favorite among the bush administration, though for all the wrong reasons:

Sir Alistair Horne may be the only author in the world whose books have been read and praised by George W. Bush, Ariel Sharon and  Robert Fisk. Not to mention by much of the senior military staff of the  U.S. Army,Middle East scholars, State Department policy wonks, and realpolitik statesmen. The distinguished British historian, author of 18 books, became the talk of the U.S. chattering classes when it was revealed that President Bush was reading his classic account of the 1954-1962Algerian War, “A Savage War of Peace.” Indeed, Bush was so impressed with ”A Savage War of Peace” that he invited Horne to come to the White House for tea and a talk last Thursday.

[…] That “A Savage War of Peace” is on the Bush administration’s must-read list is one of the more remarkable intellectual ironies in recent years. Horne’s book recounts the inevitable defeat of a colonialist power at the hands of as mall but determined group of insurgents, the National Liberation Front, who effectively used terrorism to win their nation’s freedom –not exactly the sort of book you would expect Bush and his inner circle to curl up with. As Horne notes, the Algerian War “remains on the statute books as a prototype of the modern war of national liberation.” Nelson Mandela’s African National Congress guerrillas and Palestinian leaders both studied it, Horne points out. So did al-Qaida. And now, so has George W. Bush.

What the Bush administration is hoping to learn from Horne’s book,of course, is exactly the opposite of what Mandela and Arafat were looking for. The latter were searching for information that would lead to victory over occupying powers; Bush officials are looking for clues that will allow them to prevail over a stubborn insurgency, or failing that, find a viable exit strategy. But there do not appear to be many useful lessons in Horne’s book for Bush except “don’t.”

This touches on something that had occured to me a while ago, that Bush and the Neocons have deluded themselves into thinking that they are the perpetual underdogs. No matter that they wield world spanning power and the most advanced army in the history of mankind, they are the dark horse. The Dirty Dozen, fighting the whole Islamo-Nazi army with just a rusty bayonet and a hundred miles of concertina wire strung between their teeth. They redefine everything from this perspective, until the American puppet government in Iraq is a cadre of native-born freedom fighters, forged from the same mold as the Sons of Liberty while the “Insurgents” (implying that they surged in from somewhere outside Iraq) are the hegemonic occupying power, rather than the citizens of Iraq, fighting each other and the US for control of their homeland.

Given that “A Savage War of Peace” is being read as a mirror of the current war, what does Horne think are the parallels between Algeria and Iraq? “The first one is the difficulty of combating insurgents with a regular army,” he said. “Too heavy forces, too much collateral damage. The second is porous frontiers. In Algeria, they had Morocco and Tunisia on either side, so the FLN could stage raids and then go back across the border so the French couldn’t get them. Now you’ve got a similar situation in Iraq, with Syria and Iran. The third is the tactic of targeting local police. In Algeria, the insurgents were just a handful compared to what you’ve got in Iraq. They realized that they couldn’t beat the French army, so they attacked the local police who were loyal to the  French.This was enormously successful. The French had to take the army back from search and destroy missions to protect the police. So both the police and the army were neutralized. The insurgents in Iraq have copied the Algerian experience to great effect.”

And Bush seems to be reading between the lines, looking for coded instructions on how to win a war that, before it even started, could only at best, ever result in stalemate. Horne goes on to assert that withdrawal from Iraq will embolden the terrorists. The terrorists, meanwhile, are saying they’d like us to stay so they can kill more of us, so I’m not sure where that little nugget comes form, other than as a side effect from Stiff Upper Lip syndrome.

The whole argument against leaving, lest the situation in Iraq descend into Chaos is absurd. We already passed that floor and have crashed that elevator into the sub basement of dreaded anarchy and civil war. at this point, mere chaos would be an improvement.

Because Sueing People Is The Best Way To Win Customers

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Fun with Lawyers:

Thousands of websites published the key, which had been uncovered in a bid to circumvent digital rights management (DRM)technology on HD-DVD discs.

Many said they had done this as an exercise in free speech.

An AACS executive said it was looking at “legal and technical tools” to confront those who published the key.[…] “Some people clearly think it’s a First Amendment issue.There is no intent from us to interfere with people’s right to discusscopy protection. We respect free speech.

“They can discuss the pros and cons. We know some people are critical of the technology.

“But a line is crossed when we start seeing keys being distributed and tools for circumvention. You step outside of the realm of protected free speech then.”

He said tracking down everyone who had published the keys was a “resource intensive exercise”. A search on Google shows almost 700,000 pages have published the key.

Mr Ayers said that while he could not reveal the specific steps the group would be taking, it would be using both “legal and technical” steps to prevent the circumvention of copy protection.

“We will take whatever action is appropriate,” he said.”We hope the public respects our position and complies with applicable laws.”

Maybe instead of threatening to sue, they should take a step back and wonder why 700,000 people dislike what they’re doing enough to risk legal action to protest their policies. Maybe it has something to do with your draconian business modal? Nah, couldn’t be.

They don’t realize that tech savvy users cracked their latest DRM in a matter of hours and distributed the key online because they’re business policies suck. But I guess when all you can see is money, recognizing what people actually want to pay for is just out of sight.

May Day!

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Greetings to all my Communist Comrades!

Secret handshakes to my Anarchist buddies!

For all you Socialist Workers out there, keep up the good work!

I hope all you Witches had a lovely Walpurgis Night and many happy turns around the May Pole! Think of me whilst you frolic.

It’s a joy to see hundreds of little Catholic School Children twirling around a fertility symbol, all in honor of the Virgin. Wink.

Happy Birthday Ma Sanchez!