How Would Jesus Drive?

Probably like my grandmother. Still, I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, that the Vatican has issue ten commandments for driving, or that millions of people will follow them just because some guy in a funny hat tells them to. As PZ Myers put it:

Somebody, please explain to me how religion hasn’t already collapsed under the weight of its utterly useless inanity. The Vatican can’t put together a rational policy on contraception, a far more serious problem for the world and to which their beliefs contribute, but they can send out these trivial and irritatingly idiotic suggestions for drivers?

At least now with the Encyclical on Driving out of the way, the Pope can tackle the problem of how the faithful should handle Spam and telemarketers. Truly, faith can work wonders.