America: A Shining Beacon Of Crazy, Lighting The World With Your Day Glow Nonsense

Normally, April 1st is a black day on these, our United Internets. Everyone takes a whiff of crazy gas and tries to pull an elaborate quasi- joke that gets old and starts to stink after about the first paragraph. Except for Google. They’re always good for a laugh.

But I’m not even going there. Instead, the Truth (with statistics):

Only 1 in 10 Americans are fucking stupid enough to think Barak Obama is a Muslim. This is actually a lot lower than I thought it would be, what with the endless repetition of Barak HUSSEIN Obama by mindless twits like Bill O’Reilly. This bit though is just icing:

Conservatives, less educated voters and white evangelical Protestants are likelier to believe Obama is Muslim, as are people from the South, the Midwest and rural areas, the poll showed.

You don’t say!

Link via Wonkette.