May Day!

2008 May 1
by Keith

Greetings to all my Communist Comrades!

Secret handshakes to my Anarchist buddies!

For all you Socialist Workers out there, keep up the good work!

I hope all you Witches had a lovely Walpurgis Night and many happy turns around the May Pole! Think of me whilst you frolic.

It’s a joy to see hundreds of little Catholic School Children twirling around a fertility symbol, all in honor of the Virgin. Wink.

Happy Birthday Ma Sanchez!

Unfortunately, May 1st is The National Day of Prayer, according to the Bush Administration*. Fuckers know how to spoil a good thing, that’s for damn sure.

A holiday about activism and social reform? Not anymore! Now it’s a day to commemorate the absolute, literal least you could possibly do to change anyone’s situation, anywhere.

2 Responses
  1. John Doe permalink
    May 2, 2008

    Sr. Kieth, how do I go about in this wonderfully ethical and ever so
    moral society get a missused friggin microchip removed?

  2. Keith permalink*
    May 2, 2008

    Mike’s Ethical Microchip Removal, of course.

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