The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.”
He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.
Just wait. It’s only August. By October, he’ll be publicly urinating on copies of the Constitution. When Obama moves in the White House in January, there will be a flaming bag of dog shit in his desk and dirty cartoons scrawled with sharpie on the walls. The Secret Service better count the silverware.