Woke up this morning with a ridiculous headache. Guess that’s what I get taking a shot every time McCain said, “My friends.” I kid! I didn’t watch the debates last night because then Elvira would be scooping what was left of my brain off the living room walls this morning and that’s just not a nice thing to do to your wife.But! I’m feeling much better now, so there’s that.
Aparently, by having my hea dina bucket of ice last night, I missed McCain refereing to Obama as That One, which as I’m sure I don’t have to tell you isn’t racist at all. I mean, it’s not like an elderly old coot who joined the Navy before it was even integrated would have any lingering racial tics, so nothing to worry about!
Then of course McCain seems to be unable to tell the difference from an overhead projector and a plantarium projector. But come on! the man still remembers when you had to quary giant slabs of stone and arange them in a circle on a field in order to see anything in the sky, so give the guy a break. Science isn’t important these days anyway.
And of course there are still people who, three weeks out, are undecided. really? You just can’t make up your mind, huh? these guys have only been campaginign for18 months, so i could understand how youmight not have had time to find any appreciable difference between a creeky old white dude who has voted with Bush 90% of the time and this guy. So yeah, tough decidion there. Needs more study. We’ll get back to you real soon, once we’ve finsihed sniffing this glue.
I’m going back to bed. Wake me when Preisdent Obama is ready to give his acceptance speach.