I was just sitting here thinking to myself, “Self, how could you make Spiderman weirder?” I mean, it’s your average ordinary story about a boy granted superpowers by a genetically modified spider who fights crazy people in elaborate costumes and tries to win the heart of the girl next door and respect his Aunt. But it’s just not weird enough. I know! Get Julie Taymor to direct Spiderman: The Musical with a score by U2!
Which is nto to say that I wouldn’t go see it. Oh, I would. But still.