Category Archives: Movies

Snubbing the Muppets

I’m trying to remember the last time the Oscar nominations were so boring but just can’t find it. I knew it was a long shot to expect the Muppets to get a Best Picture nod (even though it was far and … Continue reading

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Moonrise Kingdom

2012 is going to be a good year. I know this, because there’s a new Wes Anderson film:

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Links for 12/19/11

A few odds and ends making their way from the internet to my brain in the last week: >A list of defunct auto manufactures and the cool cars they used to make, mostly from the nineteen-teens. Bless Wikipedia editors and … Continue reading

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The Skywalker Twin Delimma

So I was mopping the kitchen floor this afternoon and got to thinking about the genealogy of Star Wars. As one does. It occurred to me that the prequels created not one but two plot holes in the story of … Continue reading

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Pig With A Froggy Tattoo

This is going to be the greatest movie ever!!!

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Soviets Run Amok!

Saturday afternoon, Elvira and I ended up watching Salt, because Elvira was sick and we were in the mood for a mindless action movie. Despite having low expectations, I was still disappointed, because buried under the seven layer dip of … Continue reading

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Shadow Over Gotham

Go read this very nice essay on The Dark Knight over at Tor: In fact, the whole film acts as a condemnation of vigilante justice. Batman is particularly bad at fighting the idea of crime. Sure, a transforming car and … Continue reading

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It Neither Picks My Pocket Nor Breaks My Leg

Apparently some grumpy French film critics have gotten themselves worked into a tizzy over Terrence Malick’s new film. To which I say, who the fuck cares? In a world where Michael Bay gets the GNP of a small European nation … Continue reading

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Various And Sundry

If you think showing the rubes your complete birth certificate will shut them up Obama, you better think again. They won’t be satisfied until you show them a piece of paper certifying that you’re white. Also, this. *** George R.R. … Continue reading

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A Thor of a Different Color

Apparently there’s some hullabaloo over the fact that an black actor is playing a Norse god in the Thor movie: The casting of Elba has nothing to do with the cultural authenticity of 8th century Scandinavian seafarers, but instead hails … Continue reading

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