Category Archives: News

Bringing Rotten Cabbage Back

Posted on Monday, December 15, 2008 by Keith

I’m with Thoreau on this: though I deplore violence, throwing shoes is not a violent act. In a just world, thrown shoes, flung birds and hurled rotten fruit would accompany George W. Bush and his entire gang of despicable cretins … Continue reading →

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My Brain, No Longer on Fire

Posted on Wednesday, October 8, 2008 by Keith

Woke up this morning with a ridiculous headache. Guess that’s what I get taking a shot every time McCain said, “My friends.” I kid! I didn’t watch the debates last night because then Elvira would be scooping what was left … Continue reading →

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We Will All Retire to the Hobo Jungle

Posted on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 by Keith

OK, look, this whole thing with Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae is getting out of hand. Now, I don’t claim to be an economist, but apparently I have one thing most economists don’t, and that’s half a brain. If the … Continue reading →

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What’s The Matter With Cuba?

Posted on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 by Keith

Fidel Castro has resigned as Supreme Grand Poobah or whatever of Cuba. Yippee. His hip younger brother, Raul Castro Ruz, 77, will take over and maybe Fidel will start blogging or something. Not to belittle the plight of the Cuban … Continue reading →

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No Rain

Posted on Thursday, November 8, 2007 by Keith

As you may have heard, we’re having a bit of a drought here in Georgia. It’s not so bad in Savannah as it is in Atlanta. We just can’t water our lawns, while Atlantaians are about 90 days away from … Continue reading →

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But Did the Midi-chlorians Make Him That Way?

Posted on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 by Keith

By now you’ve all heard the news that Dumbledore was Gay. Rebecca Traister* talks about how this is not necessarily a good thing: I am a devoted reader and admirer of J.K . Rowling, and it honestly pains me a … Continue reading →

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I Hear Hemmingway Once Shot a Critic For His Tepid Review of “OLd Man And the Sea”

Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2007 by Keith

Some dipshit is suing PZ Myers for a bad review of his silly book. Teresa Nielsen Hayden at Making Light beat me to the punch (and the post title I was gong to use) but has all the pertinent links … Continue reading →

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The Love Gun

Posted on Monday, July 9, 2007 by Keith

It’s hard being a satirist these days. No matter what great little idea you come up with to poke fun at the powerful and well connected, it pales in comparison to the tinfol hat, bat shit snorting insanity that actually … Continue reading →

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Treason and Plot (But No Gunpowder, Yet)

Posted on Tuesday, July 3, 2007 by Keith

I wasn’t going to post about Scooter and his get out of jail free card but well, damn it, I’m pissed off. No, seriously. I know you can’t tell by my lack of punctuation but there are just not enough … Continue reading →

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Picture the VA Tech Massacre Happening Every Day for 4 Years, and Twice On Thursdays

Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 by Keith

That’s Iraq, since we Invaded. I’d thought I’d mention that, just for perspective. Next time some Conservative dipshit whose birthing cats over Virginia Tech can’t seem to shed one crocodile tear for the Iraqi dead, you can bring this up. … Continue reading →

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