Category Archives: Star Wars

The Skywalker Twin Delimma

Posted on Monday, November 7, 2011 by Keith

So I was mopping the kitchen floor this afternoon and got to thinking about the genealogy of Star Wars. As one does. It occurred to me that the prequels created not one but two plot holes in the story of … Continue reading →

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The Wars That Never Was

Posted on Friday, September 16, 2011 by Keith

In honor of George Lucus picking your pocket again releasing the Star Wars films on Blue Ray, I thought I’d reprint this old essay, where I took the liberty of re-plotting the Star Wars prequels so they didn’t suck. I … Continue reading →

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You Can’t UnExplode The Death Star

Posted on Tuesday, September 6, 2011 by Keith

In a galaxy not nearly as far enough away or as long ago as we’d like, there comes another round of edits to the Star Wars films. The only thing worse than the fact that George Lucus has, once again … Continue reading →

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The End of A Saga

Posted on Saturday, November 18, 2006 by Keith

Wil Weaton answers some of the age old Questions regarding Star Wars: After about eleven hours of Star Wars movies, though, I wondered: why exactly is the Star Wars trilogy such a big deal to some of us, even though … Continue reading →

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The Wars That Never Was

Posted on Thursday, May 29, 2003 by Keith

As someone who grew up watching the Original Star Wars Trilogy (I triple underline the word Original, lest you think I’m referring to that lifeless mess Lucas passes off these days, the Special Edition) I can’t help but feel a … Continue reading →

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