Category Archives: The Boy Who Would Be King

I Called It! I’m So Sad…

Posted on Friday, August 7, 2009 by Keith

This makes sense and that is the problem: Incredibly, President George W. Bush told French President Jacques Chirac in early 2003 that Iraq must be invaded to thwart Gog and Magog, the Bible’s satanic agents of the Apocalypse. Honest. This … Continue reading →

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A Great Disturbance in the Force

Posted on Friday, January 16, 2009 by Keith

With Bush running for the exit on Tuesday, I feel like Obi-Wan,1 shouted at by a great hollow feeling deep in the heart of the universe. For all his dissembling, outright lies and sickening sense of self-righteousness, Bush failed to … Continue reading →

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Maybe They Can Dip in to the Book Budget

Posted on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by Keith

Looks like Bush can’t quite raise the funds to finish his Presidential Library: His approval ratings are among the lowest for any president in modern US history. He’s presiding over the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. He acknowledges … Continue reading →

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President Frat Boy Has Senioritis

Posted on Saturday, July 19, 2008 by Keith

If you thought George W. Bush was an asshole before…: The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.” He … Continue reading →

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They Are All Method Actors

Posted on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 by Keith

So. Everyone’s favorite hobbit/senator, Denis Kucinich has brought 35 articles of Impeachment against George W. Bush. While on a righteous emotional level, I couldn’t be more thrilled, in the real world where these things have ramifications and exert pressure in … Continue reading →

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Oh, Too Bad!

Posted on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 by Keith

Sorry but Impeachment for illegal wars started by bad or negligent Intel has a minimum lie requirement of 1000. Lieing about blowjobs? One will do nicely, thanks. If only he had lied 65 more times, then maybe we could do … Continue reading →

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Even Burundi Will Have Universal Healthcare Before We Do

Posted on Wednesday, September 5, 2007 by Keith

BBC: The UK prime minister is forming a new partnership with other developed countries to make sure international aid is spent effectively. Ministers from Burundi, Nepal, Zambia, Ethiopia, Kenya, Mozambique and Cambodia will take part in the launch. [...] Mr … Continue reading →

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I’m Sailing Away

Posted on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 by Keith

Johann Hari boarded the National Review cruise to see what Neocons say when they think no one else is listening: Some people go on singles cruises. Some go on ballroom dancing cruises. This is the “The Muslims Are Coming” cruise … Continue reading →

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Treason and Plot (But No Gunpowder, Yet)

Posted on Tuesday, July 3, 2007 by Keith

I wasn’t going to post about Scooter and his get out of jail free card but well, damn it, I’m pissed off. No, seriously. I know you can’t tell by my lack of punctuation but there are just not enough … Continue reading →

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Princely Tantrums

Posted on Thursday, March 22, 2007 by Keith

An update on yesterday’s post: it looks like Bush’s bid for Kingly privileges with the Constitution will not pass. By lopsided bipartisan majorities, the House passed bills March 14 to reverse an executive order issued by President Bush allowing presidents … Continue reading →

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